Man, according to that guy on youtube that has a really slick goatee, I need to have my gamer card revoked due to my infection with the woke mind virus. Sheesh. I thought I was a real gamer, but I guess not. Wokesters like us cannot be true gamers, even if we put over 50 hours a week into Morrowind.
Nintendo was wrong, 2025 is going to be the year of Luigi for sure. TJ is ill and missing, presumed possibly dead. We chat about Superman, comic book movies in general, Jon learning Japanese, and we dredge through some really yucky AITA posts from reddit dot com.
Boy, can you tell what week this episode was recorded? Man, nothing bad at all happened to anyone or the world that week at all. I know we record these in advance, but man has it been a while… I guess Jon has a pretty good excuse.
The following is the script for the 2024 Ball Drop Blitz play, performed 01 January 2025. The prompt for the writers was “AC/DC’ songs, and I was given the scene title “Thunderstruck”. We also had to work in the line “A hug is always the right size”, as well as a pair of devil horns into the plot.
Oh snap, we saw a big red one this year. SOS, amirite? IYKYK. Man, this was way too long right? Needed a script edit. At least we get to see sexy JK Simmons crawl around like a little mink. And look at Lil’ Rock, he is totes adorbs.
Jon brings fanciful stories and treats from the fabled city of NYC. Note: Nobody Hangs Bag in this one.
What a nice flavor, to have on the back end. You like My Hero Academia? We talk about it a bunch in this one. Man, those kids (not you Mineta) are the best right?
Jon continues having his mid-life crisis talking about the wonderful time he had back in college. Except when he went to parties and there were high-schoolers there.. ew… Also, just so you know, anyone can buy that mug, it means nothing unless you EARN it.
I’m gonna be honest about this one. Jon is definitely having a mid-life crisis right? Talking about college while his friends from college have kids moving into their college dorms. Life comes at you fast.
So, there is a jump scare at the end of this episode. Do not worry, everyone is fine, how are you?